- Your baby pees in your cookies and you just break off the wet parts and keep the rest.
- You change dirty diapers in your bed in the middle of the night...
- That wet diaper that you changed in bed left a pee spot and you still sleep on it.
- You are taking newborn pictures and just when you take his diaper off he pees all over you...then goes on to poop during the family picture...don't forget, this is while he is naked.
- Your baby pees on you and you just figure that, "it's breastmilk pee, so it's not gross."
- You do 25 loads of laundry---every day.
- You don't sleep at night anymore.
- You have to take a 2.5 minute shower, probably not even getting all the shampoo out, so your baby isn't screaming before you can get out.
- You think his little poo explosions in the middle of the night are the new "most hilarious" thing.
- You change your baby's clothes so many times a day that you feel like you're playing dress up.
- You change YOUR clothes so many times a day that you feel like you're playing dress up too.
- In the middle of the night he makes a sound and you become instantly awake and have to walk over and check on him...just to make sure. :)
- You start to know the best diaper brands instead of the best brands of jeans or shoes.
- You smell a tad bit like...baby poo/breastmilk?
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Very true and very sweet too. :)
ReplyDeleteBy the sounds of it though, you might need to switch up to the next size diaper if he's giving you so many wonderful opportunities to change both his and your clothes. AJ wore a size 2 diaper from the time he was 1 week old because he'd pee/poo right out of the size 1's, even though the size 1's looked like they fit him better. Bridger's weight might still fit into a certain size according to the package, but the next size up might save you some laundry.