January 2021
*Benson was trying to hide a keychain from Anderson*
Me: "Did you just stuff that in your pants?"
Benson: "No. I put it in my pocket."
Me: "Dude. You don't have pockets."
Benson: *smiles all bashful and pulls the keychain out of his pants*
LOL.
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Beckham: "Mommy. I want to be a baker, an engineer, a robber, and a police officer."
Me: "What?? No way. Absolutely not. You cannot be a robber."
Beckham: "Fine. I'll just be a baker, or an engineer, or a police officer."
February 2021
Benson: "When I am a daddy I will have a Ferrari."
Me: "Ok. You'll have to work real hard and save your money so you can buy one."
Benson: *kind of sad* "I only have $7."
*Beckham chimes in*: "You have to have at least $18."
Haha!! I love them. I didn't have the heart to tell them the actual cost of a Ferrari.
July 2021
Bridger: "Why do you always accidentally break things?"
Beckham: "Because I always accidentally do."
Bridger's handwriting page, I'm going to take that as a win, LOL.
August 2021
Benson: "I'm going to get a Bugatti that fits all our family. It's going to be super long so all of us can. I'll bring all of my kids and my girls to buy some Hot Wheels cars. Then I'll just turn my Bugatti meter down so my kids don't die."
Haha! I love him. :)
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Beckham: "Quesadillas aren't DILLAS without the cheese." LOL.
September 2021
Jeremy: As I am building the play kitchen, Anderson hands me a piece of the set...
Me: "I don't need that piece right now, buddy."
Ander: "Why not?"
Me: "Because everything has a number, and it's not time for that piece yet."
Ander: "Oooooooh.... anyway, I don't need to go to bed."
Haha!! This was right before bed. It was so funny.
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Benson was giving Anderson the Leap Pad and says: "I call this the F-pad now." I busted up laughing, haha.
October 2021
I put Roz and Ander down for their naps and then awhile later heard them whispering, tiny feet running around upstairs, and heard them playing in the play room. Anderson had opened Roz's door monkey so she could come out to play. I smiled as I walked up the stairs, to hear these two toddlers playing so quietly, they both knew they should be in bed. They heard me coming and Ander quickly whispered to Roz to hide with him behind the pink chair in the playroom, so I hear all of the clatter of them running fast through the toys and I'm trying not to laugh. I walked into the room and they were SO quiet, haha. I pretended like I didn't know they had hidden, and called, "babies?" And Ander answers, "yeah?" lolol. Then I said, "are you guys in here?" And then he stands up and says, "yeah!" All happy about it. So I peek around the chair and Roz is still huddled on the floor trying to hide. Haha!! They are so stinking cute together. :)
November 2021
Ander grabs a piece of bread that was left out overnight and takes a bite, "this turned into crud!"
*Ander sneezes* "Excuse you!"
Me: *out of habit* "Excuse you."
Ander: "No! I say it for myself!"
December 2021
Not funny, but so sweet...
Grandma gave the kids a picture of Jesus for their one of their JINGO gifts this year and Anderson loves his. That night as he was getting tucked in he said this...
Anderson: "He's the brightest. He's brightiful. He makes things bright; outside in the dark. He does. I love God so much. Love God so much, Daddy."
Then he says, "He can make bright in the dark, so it can be daytime again. He can make the night shine like it's morning agin. He can make the night brightiful."
And, "Heaven came down and fell in the water and fixed all our places."
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Ander: "Mommy, can you hold me?"
Me: *picks him up*
Ander: *cuddles into me* "Can you hold me all the days?"
Always, sweetie.
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Me to Ander: "You're so tasty."
Ander: "I'm so cool. I can get muscles, and eat food, and get chocolate." *all serious like he is*
And later, "I'm strong, that's why I'm cool."
