Funny Things From 2024!!

January

Benson: "Is it going to be cold tomorrow?"

Dad: "Like -5."

Benson: "That's not that cold." *all matter of fact*

Ander: *Talking to himself and making greens "add some of these..."*

Me: "You just talking to yourself over there?"

Ander: "No, I'm talking to my shadow friend." 

Me: "Shadow friend??? What's a shadow friend?"

Ander: "He's black." 

Me: Black??? Where did he come from???"

Ander: "Me. He always copies me." 

His shadow, hahaha.

Benson: "I tried to be quiet, but I just didn't."

Roz: "Thanks for my sandwich. I won't throw it on the roof." *Her eyes are all big*

Ander: "I love you too much Dada, that I can't stop loving you." 

Ander: "It's almost my birthday! *He smiles all cute* "I'm going to be too old for my age!"

February 

Ander: "I stay awake so long because I'm addicted to staying up." 

Roz: "I look like a ho!"

Me: "What's that??!"

Roz: "A ho-ho hat!" (Santa hat, haha)

Ander: *sneezes while looking out the window and looks at me all serious* "Told you I'm allergic to sun." 

Ander: "Look at the stars!"

*he got a little bear that projects stars on the ceiling and he aimed it where the ceiling and wall meet so the stars were stretching as they moved*

Me: "It looks like they're stretching." 

Ander: "Stars don't exercise."

March

Roz: "I didn't pray for Mommy's back to heal because we said prayers and that helped her, like beew, bones are cracked!"

Ander: "I didn't listen to the person who tried to give me a jelly bean because I didn't want to be too sugared." 

Roz: *lays on her belly on the swing* "Look Mommy!"

Me: "Fun! You can be an airplane!"

Roz: "No. I can be a penguin!"

Bridger: *Looking at the program for Benson's baptism and seeing his name on it as one of the witnesses* "I must be more famous than I thought." 

Roz: "Jesus sends those mail guys a Star Belly and those mail guys sell us a Star Belly." 

Roz: "I can do that. Let me test."

Roz: "I'm fast as a bean!!"

Me: "Oh, is a bean fast?"

Roz: "Yeah. Or a cashew. Or a unicorn like this *she paws at her pillow*"

Daddy told Roz she did great washing her clothes and the table today, and then we talked about how she got hurt. 

Roz: "I was trying to get the particles on the table." hahaha

April

Ander: "Mom, can you get a mini of the air purifier for the kids to play with?"

Me: "No, but we have fans you can play with."

Ander: "Those are boring!"

*even though he constantly play with them*

Benson: "You have milk. You're like a cow."

Roz: *getting dressed with me after our shower*

Me: "You're my litle mini me!"

Roz: "Does that mean I can tell the kids what ta do?"

Ander: "Even my nuts got itchy."

Me: "Are they still itchy?"

Ander: "No, I itched them."

Roz: *Called Daddy "the rudest" for saying we wouldn't be home until bedtime-we were on a long drive home from Hurricane*

Ander: "I want to be jacked."

Us: "Oh, you will, we'll take you to the gym, baby." 

May

Ander: "I finally went on to chapter 3! I've been working (reading) so hard it made me sweaty!"

Ander: "What do I do?" 

Me: "Sleep."

Ander: "That's boooooooooring."

Roz: "I love you forever. In one billion days! In one thousand billion billion billion billion billion billion days. That's how much I love you!"

June

Roz: "Is 100 a lot?"

Me: "Yeah."

Roz: *puts a finger on her cheek like she's thinking about it* "I guess I can't have that many pets."

Roz: *Daddy was leaving* "Don't leave, you're cooler than Mommy."

Daddy: "Mommy's cool too."

Roz: "She's a dot cool, and a dot cute."

Roz: "Why are you sleeping with nobody? Mom's up. You're sleeping with nobody."

Roz: *pretending to make bread* "The baby cakes are going to rise to death, and then we're going to eat them, eat them, eat them. Yum yum yum, dinner dinner dinner. They're on a one-minute hour (timer) to bake *clicks her tongue to make clock ticking sound*" hahaha

Roz: "When I'm a mom I will make healthy hot dogs... and healthy chicken nuggies. I will ALWAYS forget to make bread." 

*since they only get those things when I forget to make bread* hahahaha

July

Ander: "I never understand anything. Like batteries. I never understand them."

*he's loved batteries since he was like two!!*

Bridger: "Captain barking in the background of my last video is just embarrassing."

Roz: "I love you forever. I love you for fifty hundred days."

Roz: *a deer shoots across the highway and Jeremy slams on the brakes to avoid it* "I just saw a flamingo!!"

Roz: "When's Grandma going to be here? It's up time."

*it was 6:30 AM* hahaha

August

Ander: "I'm gonna barf if I don't get an apple."

*He's all mad because it's time for bed and no food*

Roz: "It's cause my eyes are tired. They won't stay open no more."

Roz: Blows daddy a heart kiss and asks "do you feel loves?"

Ander: "I do have a little bit of girlfriends."

Ander: "I know how to play chest... but I always just lose." 

Roz: "I love both of you 1500 love."

Ander: "Why do you guys always hug?"
Me: "Becuase we love each other. When you find your special lady and get married you can hug her all the time too."

Ander: "Do I get to choose my own?"

Me: "Yes. When you meet a special lady and love her and she loves you, you get to choose each other."

Roz: "Bridger is my best older kid. He's nice to me sometimes." hahaha

Roz: "I would never eat Captain cause it's his birthday." 

Roz: *fishing with her magnet toy* "The maglet ones."

September

Roz: *after she pooped and I was wiping her* "One looks like a horse with none legs." 

October

Roz: "I like Mommy. She always gives me cauliflower."

Roz: "Why do you hate smoothies? You have to eat smoothies if you want your back to heal." 

November

Roz: "Jesus comes out of that picture in the middle of the night to protect me. I know because I saw him." 

*not funny, but really special*

Roz: "In two days we get BIG CHICKEN."
*For Thanksgiving. She's talking about turkey, haha*

December

Ander: "I was born to workout. That's why I've never been plump."